Bill gates dies in a car accident and he finds himself in purgatory being sized up by St Peter.
"Well Bill, I am really confused on this call; I am not sure whether to send you to heaven or hell? After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in America, yet you also created that ghastly Windows 95. I am going to do something I have never done before in your case, I am going to let you decide where you want to go."
Bill replied "Well what is the difference between the two?" St Peter said "I am willing to let you visit both places briefly if it will help your decision"
"Fine but where should I go first?"
"I will leave that up to you"
"Okay then, Let's try hell first"
So Bill went to hell. It was beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters and lots of bikini clad women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining, the temperature perfect. Bill was very pleased.
"This is great" he told Peter "If this is hell, I REALLY want to see heaven"
"Fine" said St Peter and off they went.
Heaven was a place high in the clouds with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice but not as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for a quick minute and rendered his decision. "Hmmmm I think I prefer Hell" he told St Peter.
"Fine" retorted Peter, "as you desire". So Bill Gates went to hell.

Two weeks later St Peter decided to check on the late billionaire to see how he was going in hell. When he got there he found Bill shackled to a wall screaming amongst hot flames in dark caves, being burned and tortured by demons.
"Hows everything going" he asked Bill. Bill responded with is voice filled with anguish and disappointment.
"This is awful! This is nothing like the hell I visited 2 weeks ago! I can't believe this is happening. What happened to the other place, with the beautiful beaches, the scantilly clad women playing in the water?"
"That was a demo" replied St Peter.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA !!!!!

The perfect fate for Bill Gates in my opinion !



Another good one Mischcabob !

Another awesome joke!!!

HAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA !!!!!



I agree.

Coooooooool one

LOL

Poor Bill... come on guys, he deserve a better fate

Well .... Bill can always turn around and do the right thing, it's never too late ... but until then, I think it's a very appropriate fate

Heck, and it's funny too

never.... it isn't thaaat bad

He might decide to sell-out to Linspire for no reason
Thats the day....

Classic!